Breaking: Jon Voight Declares Sole Custody of National Anthem, Sparks Outrage
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed actor and self-proclaimed patriot Jon Voight has once again thrown his hat into the ring of cultural commentary.
During a star-studded charity event, Voight, known for his Oscar-winning performances and Twitter musings, took to the stage and made a stirring declaration to fellow entertainer Andra Day: “Respect that there is only one National Anthem—don’t separate it into a Black anthem.”
Voight’s pronouncement, delivered with the gravitas of a man who once played a vampire hunter, has sent shockwaves through the entertainment and political spheres. Many were surprised to learn that the National Anthem, much like a prized antique or a vintage sports car, could have a single, rightful owner.
Apparently, Voight is now the exclusive custodian of the anthem, ensuring that it remains pure and untainted by modernity or, heaven forbid, inclusivity.
